Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Penis Theft Panic
Fascinating...just fascinating...
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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
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2 comments:
I blame Harry Potter.
Let us suppose one could actually learn magic -- why the hell would you take 'Steal Penis' instead of 'Beguile Cheerleader' or 'Endless Wallet'?
My talents went to "Perfect Health" and "Overwhelming Charm" but "Beguile Cheerleader" sounds tempting.
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