Friday, December 22, 2006

The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time (or, How To Tell If Your Parents Really Love You)



When I was about 10 years old, I remember one absolutely fantastic Christmas. I got at least five toys that I made me a happy little tyke...albeit, a dangerous happy little tyke.
I got the gold and silver knights and their extensive array of jousting weaponry. I got a huge freaking battleship that came with missile batteries that could launch projectiles all the way across the living room! I got the Creepy Crawlers set, where I could make my own nasties by using hot molds. I had a blast, and I didn't lose any fingers, toes, or eyes. We're not counting that time I played chicken with David's knife, are we? I mean, that scar is almost gone now.

So, here's "The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time". How many of these did you own? I had a couple, and even Sarah and Holly had a collection of Sky Dancers (I'm sure we still have them somewhere in the basement bins). I 'm pretty sure I had one of those nifty "crotch rockets" too, but I had more fun with my smaller version of the Johnny Reb cannon...man 'o man was that cool. I still can't believe I never got one of those Atomic Energy Labs though...I mean, what self-respecting boy in the '60s wouldn't have killed to get his own supply of isotope U-238?
P.S. A couple years later I finally talked Mom into letting me have a Winchester BB gun, but only after 3 years of promising that I wouldn't shoot my eye out. When I got one, I promptly aimed it at my friend and almost put his eye out instead.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Bunnies and Bells (All I Want for Christmas)


Warning: highly addictive!

Shopping is winding down, and hopefully the last couple of things on back-order from the internet shopping spree will arrive this week. The kids have next week off from school, and Donna and I are taking a couple of days off, too.

Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 16, 2006

What? Me Worry?

Lewis Black has a way of cutting through the murky fog of apathy and forgetfullness. I watched him on HBO the other night and my stomach is still sore from laugh-cramps. He lamented that it's criminal that the United States hasn't figured out that every citizen, every home, should be using solar power. Who among us hasn't wished our government would make more progress in pushing the research envelope further on alternative energy sources? Wouldn't it be nice if our country didn't need to buy oil from the middle east from the same intolerant assholes that want to wipe us off the face of the earth?

So, here's my HOLY SHIT! moment of the day. Iran has announced they're willing to transfer it's nuclear technology to neighboring Islamic nations. They're going to use it to promote peaceful alternative sources of energy. Um...sure, of course they are.


Friday, December 08, 2006

Merry Christmas


Thanks Nyles!

In other news, I'm sending a note to Santa to give Daniel "Shyster" Synder nothing but coal this year. Shyster's company is buying up WGMS, Washington's last classical radio station and probably the most popular classical radio station in the country. Granted, classical is not wildly popular, and the length of the songs tends to discourge advertisers from buying many blocks...but geesh! Shyster's going to move his crap-tastic Redskins' talk-show to the WGMS frequency. To quote one other pissed-off WGMS fan, 'what a maroon!"

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Thursday, November 09, 2006

American Politics 101

For years I’ve had raging (no exaggeration) arguments with both sides of my family--my own and Donna’s—about politics. Donna and I have long maintained that we disdain political tags and claim to be independent voters who vote for the person, their records, their beliefs, and their promises -- not the party to which they belong. Our families do not believe us. They know we tend to be liberal in our views (well, compared to them we’re flaming) and therefore they’re convinced that we must be “democrats” (say that with a slight sneer to your lip, please, in order to produce the proper impact).

In past elections, I’ve usually ended up on the losing sides…one of those folks who would feel morally superior enough to put a bumper sticker on their car that reads, “Don’t blame me!” I didn’t do that, of course, but I came damned close as the long, sad Bush years have drug on and on an on. I dislike Bush. I so, so very much dislike Bush. I’ve disliked him from the moment I first saw his commercials long ago as he was running for his first term. Bush has our country in more ways than I would have thought possible…he’s the cowboy on a rancid cactus-juice binge who rode into town with six-shooters flaming, robbed the bank and took your life savings, let his gang invade your homes and take your gold and steal your rainy-day money from the cookie jar, and let his horse crap on your doorstep as a parting gift to remember him by. But that’s whining. I don’t like Bush.

Along comes the mid-term elections in 2006. I looked on our county website to see what our ballots were going to look like, what candidates were running for what office, what state-wide constitutional issues were going to be asked, and what county bond issues were going to be asked. I read what the papers said about the candidates, what some neighbors said on our local community forums, what national bloggers said about our Senatorial race, and even read some of their campaign mailings we got everyday. In the end, I found myself voting for two Democrats and one Republican in the races open to me. We had Green candidates on the ballots, but I didn’t bother looking at their credentials…aren’t they all crack-pots?

I got to wondering today about how my extended family members voted, and imagine that most of them voted strictly within party lines. To many, the party defines the candidate. So, I thought, what exactly is an Independent? Can I find a national organization that claims moral authority over Independents?

I didn’t find that organization. But sometimes the journey is hella fun. Take a look at this list of American political parties.

At one time I thought the Reform Party (Perot’s) looked very promising, but then Jesse Ventura split off (I still love Ventura!) and Pat Buchanan and his jack-booted Gestapo took over.

I love the party platform espoused by the Veterans Party of America: "If you want religious issues, go to your congregation and discuss it there ... Morals and morality come from your family not the govt. so if you want to tell other people how to live their lives, how to think, how to dress or what they can and cannot do to their bodies, then become a prison warden, or a political party in some middle eastern country and rule there".

How can you not grin at the Pansexual Peace Party? Founded on Wiccan roots, their platform is: "Sex is Good! Sex is Great! Yea, Sex!"

I don’t fit anywhere. Maybe I’d be disappointed if I did.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Illegal Immigrants' Petition

"International human rights law requires the United States to apply its workplace protections equally and without discrimination based on immigration status," said Chandra Bhatnagar, an ACLU Human Rights Program staff attorney.


The Yahoo news summary linked above notes that a "petition" has been filed with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights on behalf of 12 million illegal immigrant workers. This petition seeks better U.S. Government protections for illegal-immigrant workers who are vulnerable to exploitation.

One illegal worker injured his spine in a fall while at work, and the employer's insurance won't pay his compensatory time off while he recuperates (they paid his medical bills). One illegal worker filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her employer, and settled for less than she expected because they discovered she's an illegal immigrant.

WTF? This is just plain wrong-headed. Or have I turned into a conservative all of a sudden? Let's see...they're illegally in our country. Illegally. Hmm, that word "illegal" just doesn't seem to mean anything anymore.

The ACLU website says this:
It is true that the Constitution does not give foreigners the right to enter the U.S. But once here, it protects them from discrimination based on race and national origin and from arbitrary treatment by the government. Immigrants work and pay taxes; legal immigrants are subject to the military draft. Many immigrants have lived in this country for decades, married U.S. citizens, and raised their U.S.-citizen children. Laws that punish them violate their fundamental right to fair and equal treatment.


I just can't get my brain around this. They arrive under cover of night illegally, without our country's permission, get jobs where employer's probably know they're not citizens or even legal immigrants, enjoy most of the social, cultural, educational, and legal benefits our taxes pay for, then file petitions when their "legal" rights are not recognized. Lessee...they're not citizens!

ahh crap...i'm too tense

Friday, October 20, 2006

When to Pray At Work

Mom sent me this, and I've been thinking that entirely too many of these 'stickies' apply to me...they are WAY too familiar.



















Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Generations


The picture above is from our Christmas 2005 trip to TN. See the cute little kid in Grandpa O'Leary's lap? That's Tenley Yates, Patrick and Daniel's daughter. Tenley is a dynamo!

Christopher and Nyles discovered a few months ago -- quite unexpectedly -- that they are having a baby (follow the "Hughes Family" link to the right). Today she left a message on my work phone today that according to a sonogram they've determined it's to be a boy. His name will be Grant Hamilton Hughes. Poor little boy is going to be soooo outnumbered by all the girls :) Congratulations you two!

Meet Grant:

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Willie's Wild Weed and Mushroom Tour




Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of Marijuana earlier this week:

"It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now."

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Thursday, September 21, 2006

St. James' Infirmary

Yea, I'm addicted to the guy. I'd read that Saint James Infirmary was a staple in his shows, so I was a little disappointed not to hear him perform it when Doc Wu and I saw him recently. Damn, the guy can play a mean sax.

http://tinyurl.com/lyvhh

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Pay No Attention to That Useless Crap Floating Around Out There



HOUSTON - Shuttle astronauts spotted three more pieces of debris floating in space outside Atlantis early Wednesday, but officials said it didn't seem their appearance would prevent a landing attempt Thursday.
The objects were sighted during stepped-up inspections a day after the discovery of two other mysterious objects forced a postponement of the planned Wednesday landing.
NASA downplayed the discovery of Wednesday's objects, saying the important question was whether an in-depth inspection of the shuttle showed no damage to Atlantis' heat shield. An initial examination had turned up nothing of concern, NASA officials said.
"It's not uncommon to see little bits of pieces of things floating by," said flight director Paul Dye."


Holy hell, Major Tom! We put everything back together...well, except for that useless crap floating around outside of the window, and we're not really sure what the hell that stuff did anyway. Thumbs up!

Monday, September 18, 2006

The Pope as Rabble Rouser

Vatican tries to calm Pope row

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei joined a chorus of Muslim criticism of the head of the world's 1.1 billion Roman Catholics, calling the Pope's remarks "the latest chain of the crusade against Islam started by America's (George W.) Bush."

The Pontiff said on Sunday he was deeply sorry Muslims had
been offended by his use of a medieval quotation on Islam and holy war. But he stopped short of retracting a speech seen as portraying Islam as a religion tainted by violence.

While some Muslims were mollified by his explanation for the speech made in Germany last Tuesday, others remained
furious. "We tell the worshipper of the cross (the Pope) that you and the West will be defeated, as is the case in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya," said a Web statement by the Mujahideen Shura Council, an umbrella group led by Iraq's
branch of al Qaeda. "We shall break the cross and spill the wine ... God will (help) Muslims to conquer Rome ... (May) God enable us to slit their throats, and make their money and descendants the bounty of the mujahideen," said the statement, posted on Sunday on an Internet site often used by al Qaeda
and other militant groups.

In Iraq's southern city of Basra, up to 150 demonstrators chanted slogans and burned a white effigy of the Pope. "No to aggression!," "We gagged the Pope!," they chanted in front of the governor's office in the Shi'ite city.

The Pope referred to criticism of the Prophet Mohammad by 14th century Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Palaeologus, who said everything the Prophet brought was evil "such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."



Isn't it interesting that the Pope did NOT say "I take it back" when he recounted long-ago observations that Islam is spread through the sharp edge of a sword. And isn't it interesting that Muslim protestors burning effigies of the Pope are shouting, "No to aggression!" Indeed.

I increasingly get that uneasy feeling that this is going to end up in a bloody contest of who has the bigger sword on a global scale, and fence-sitting isn't going to be an option.

I read a review of THE HOLY VOTE: The Politics of Faith in America, By Ray Suarez in the Washington Post this weekend. The author, claims the reviewer, "identifies himself as a deeply religious person [who] is offended by the Christian right's efforts to identify their country with their faith, and he has no problem saying so. The result is a powerful reaffirmation of America's greatest contribution to human liberty: the separation of church and state." In my mind, most countries in the Middle East illustrate what happens when faith and law become one and the same.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

NPR's All Songs Considered

In the mornings, as our vanpool is crawling up I-95 towards Washington, I frequently get frustrated with commercial radio choices -- how many times can a person be expected to listen to the same classic rock songs or the same 25 soft-jazz tunes? So, I'll tune to National Public Radio and snicker as the 13 other folks in my van are gradually lulled to sleep. In addition to the lack of screaming DJs and car commercials, they offer interesting stories and fair (in my opinion) news. Sometimes in the morning we'll also hear a short biography of a musical band with some musical clips.

Since I'm a music fiend, and still (6 years later) piss and moan about CNET buying out MP3.com and ruining my free downloads across all genres, I love to find new places I can "snatch" music. I've discovered how to use audio capture software (Audacity) to record any website's audio stream into my computer and then save it as an mp3 file for my I-Pod or work computer.

Which brings me around to NPR's All Songs Considered. How many of you can say you've heard 70-year old Jerry Lee Lewis pair up with Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page? They cover a lot of ground, all genres (country to modern experimental -- which by the way I really do NOT get usually), and cross generations. Lots of good stuff to listen to...check out the "Archives" and listen to the Allman Brothers playing, "Old Friend".

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Political Mavens

Political Mavens is a sister site of the JWR. Looks promising, and it purports to collect the best of the political bloggers. Can't say as I recognize many of the folks who're contributors, but I'm sure Dr. Wu will tell me if they're all fascists or bleeding hearts.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Secular Societies

Mom sent me an e-mail that's being passed around. While reading it, I found myself nodding yes over and over. The central question is, what should a secular society demand of its citizens? My main concern with organized religion has long been that adherents try to impose their value systems on everyone else. The wonderful thing about secular democratic governments, and what has made them so successful, is that dividing line that ensures the individual's rights to live as they choose as long as they abide by the rule of law.

So I went to search out the truth of Peter Costello. I was thinking it likely that someone had, along the way, embellished his comments. They have. So I went to see what the original speech was like. Here's an exerpt (albeit a long excerpt). I like this guy...I like him a lot.
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Peter Costello, Treasurer of the Commonwealth of Australia
ADDRESS TO THE SYDNEY INSTITUTE:
WORTH PROMOTING, WORTH DEFENDING
AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP, WHAT IT MEANS AND HOW TO NURTURE IT
(THURSDAY, 23 FEBRUARY 2006)

Australia is not an emigrant nation…. Australia is an immigrant nation. This is a defining characteristic of who we are.

Outside Australia 's indigenous people, we are all immigrants or descendants of immigrants – some earlier than others - but all with an experience of immigration during the foundation of modern Australia . Australia is part of the New World – the world of immigrants – not part of the Old World – the places they embark from. This is why we are suspicious of inherited titles and privileges. Nobody can afford to get too precious about their position or entitlements in this country because we all know that position and entitlements are comparatively new.

Australia's immigration experience is also a broad one. Originally it was Anglo-Celtic but after the war our immigrants came increasingly from southern Europe. In more recent times Vietnamese and Chinese immigrants have grown considerably in numbers. And all these immigrant communities have made successful contributions to Australian life.

Australia is often described as a successful multicultural society. And it is in the sense that people from all different backgrounds live together in harmony. But there is a predominant culture just as there is predominant language. And the political and cultural institutions that govern Australia are absolutely critical to that attitude of harmony and tolerance.

Within an institutional framework that preserves tolerance and protects order we can celebrate and enjoy diversity in food, in music, in religion, in language and culture. But we could not do that without the framework which guarantees the freedom to enjoy diversity.

On Australia Day this year, as I always do, I attended a Citizenship Ceremony at the Stonnington Town Hall in my electorate of Higgins. People from 36 different countries were taking out Australian citizenship this year. Various dignitaries – Local Mayors, State and Federal MPs give speeches at these ceremonies and because it is Australia Day, they usually try to make some observation on what it means to be an Australian.

One of the speakers this year extolled the virtues of multiculturalism telling those attending that becoming an Australian did not mean giving up culture or language or religion or opinions and it certainly did not mean giving up the love of their country of birth. The longer he went on about how important it was not to give up anything to become an Australian the more it seemed to me that, in his view, becoming an Australian didn't seem to mean very much at all – other than getting a new passport. This State MP finished up his speech by telling the new citizens that they had done Australia a great honour by choosing to come to the country and choosing to become its citizen.

By this stage I was feeling quite guilty that we had detained these good people so long. Here they were doing us a favour and we were standing on ceremony.

But I realized that this confused mushy misguided multiculturalism completely underestimated the audience. People who have moved to another country, people who want to take out citizenship do it because they have positive reasons to do so. They consciously decide to embrace a different country and what it stands for. They want to be part of it. They are conscious that this is not a trivial event. It is a big decision. Becoming a citizen of another country changes their identity.

People come to Australia and become Australian citizens because they want to embrace the things this country stand for. We should be proud that people from all over the world come here looking for Australian values – our values – and want to embrace them. Values like...

  • Economic opportunity: Australia is an open society where inheritance and heredity do not govern a person's economic opportunity. Hard work brings rewards.
  • Security: Australia is not subject to revolution, war or political violence. A person who wants to live in peace can do so.
  • Democracy: Government is accountable to public opinion and changes peacefully through voting in secret ballots.
  • Personal Freedom: An individual is free to write, to think, to worship and act as long as this does not impinge on others. Importantly women have a high measure of personal freedom in Australia .
  • The Physical Environment: Australia has clean air and safe food and water. It has open space and natural beauty.
  • Strong Physical and Social Infrastructure: Australia has roads that are paved, where traffic moves. It has hospitals that can treat illness and a good education system. It has aged and disability care.
The Australian Citizenship Oath or Affirmation tries to capture the essence of what it means to be Australian, it reads as follows:
“From this time forward [under God] I pledge my loyalty to Australia and its people, whose democratic beliefs I share, whose rights and liberties I respect and whose laws I will uphold and obey.”

To be an Australian citizen one pledges loyalty first:- loyalty to Australia. One pledges to share certain beliefs:- democratic beliefs; to respect the rights and liberty of others; and to respect the rule of law.

There is a lot of sense in this pledge. Unless we have a consensus of support about how we will form our legislatures and an agreement to abide by its laws – none of us will be able to enjoy our rights and liberties without being threatened by others.

We have a compact to live under a democratic legislature and obey the laws it makes. In doing this the rights and liberties of all are protected.

Those who are outside this compact threaten the rights and liberties of others. They should be refused citizenship if they apply for it. Where they have it they should be stripped of it if they are dual citizens and have some other country that recognizes them as citizens.

Terrorists and those who support them do not acknowledge the rights and liberties of others – the right to live without being maimed, the right to live without being bombed – and as such they forfeit the right to join in Australian citizenship.

The refusal to acknowledge the rule of law as laid down by democratic institutions also stabs at the heart of the Australian compact. The radical Muslim Cleric Ben Brika was asked in an interview on the 7.30 Report in August last year:-

“But don't you think Australian Muslims – Muslims living in Australia – also have a responsibility to adhere to Australian law?”
To which he answered:-
“This is a big problem. There are two laws – there is an Australian law and there is an Islamic law.”

No this is not a big problem. There is one law we are all expected to abide by. It is the law enacted by the Parliament under the Australian Constitution. If you can't accept that then you don't accept the fundamentals of what Australia is and what it stands for.

Our State is a secular State. As such it can protect the freedom of all religions for worship. Religion instructs its adherents on faith, morals and conscience. But there is not a separate stream of law derived from religious sources that competes with or supplants Australian law in governing our civil society. The source of our law is the democratically elected legislature.
There are countries that apply religious or sharia law – Saudi Arabia and Iran come to mind. If a person wants to live under sharia law these are countries where they might feel at ease. But not Australia.

And the citizenship pledge should be a big flashing warning sign to those who want to live under sharia law. A person who does not acknowledge the supremacy of civil law laid down by democratic processes cannot truthfully take the pledge of allegiance. As such they do not meet the pre-condition for citizenship.

Before entering a mosque visitors are asked to take off their shoes. This is a sign of respect. If you have a strong objection to walking in your socks don't enter the mosque. Before becoming an Australian you will be asked to subscribe to certain values. If you have strong objections to those values don't come to Australia.

We need to be very clear on these issues. There are some beliefs, some values, so core to the nature of our society that those who refuse to accept them refuse to accept the nature of our society.

If someone cannot honestly make the citizenship pledge, they cannot honestly take out citizenship. If they have taken it out already they should not be able to keep it where they have citizenship in some other country.
Of course this is not possible for those that are born here and have no dual citizenship. In these cases we have on our hands citizens who are apparently so alienated that they do not support what their own country stands for.

Such alienation could become a threat to the rights and liberties of others. And so it is important to explain our values, explain why they are important, and engage leadership they respect to assist us in this process. Ultimately however it is important that they know that there is only one law and it is going to be enforced whether they acknowledge its legitimacy or not.

It will be a problem if we have a second generation – the children of immigrants who have come to Australia – in a twilight zone where the values of their parents old country have been lost but the values of the new country not fully embraced. To deal with this we must clearly state the values of Australia and explain how we expect them to be respected.

I suspect there would be more respect for these values if we made more of the demanding requirements of citizenship.

No one is going to respect a citizenship that is so undemanding that it asks nothing. In fact our citizenship is quite a demanding obligation. It demands loyalty, tolerance and respect for fellow citizens and support for a rare form of government – democracy.

People will not respect the citizenship that explains itself on the basis of the mushy multiculturalism I have described earlier. We are more likely to engender respect by emphasizing the expectations and the obligations that the great privilege of citizenship brings. We have a robust tolerance of difference in our society. But to maintain this tolerance we have to have an agreed framework which will protect the rights and liberties of all. And we are asking our citizens – all our citizens – to subscribe to that framework.

I do not like putrid representations like “Piss Christ”. I do not think galleries should show them. But I do recognize they should be able to practice their offensive taste without fear of violence or a riot. Muslims do not like representation of the Prophet. They do not think newspapers should print them. But so too they must recognize this does not justify violence against newspapers, or countries that allow newspapers to publish them.

We are asking all our citizens to subscribe to a framework that can protect the rights and liberties of all. These are Australian values. We must be very clear on this point. They are not optional. We expect all those who call themselves Australians to subscribe to them. Loyalty, democracy, tolerance, the rule of law:- values worth promoting, values worth defending. The values of Australia and its citizens.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Keillor's Quotables

Texas: ...to base one's faith on beautiful scenery is to leave oneself open to grave doubt if you should see Texas. Texas would make any man an atheist, unless he understood that God means to challenge us.

Alaskan Cruises (For Dr. Wu): A cruise ship is the lazy man's way to see the wilderness. We are in the waters of the humpback and orca whales, in the habitat of brown bears and harbor seals, eagles soaring overhead, but we have hot showers and room service. I can stand on deck and breathe the chill salt air and gaze at a river of descending ice, and I can also send e-mail and get the New York Times crossword fresh daily. And — just to illustrate the level of degradation — one can lie abed and watch the glaciers on TV. One could watch them and pick up the phone and order eggs Benedict. I don't do this myself, but one could. A cruise ship is a floating town of lazing people. And luxury feels so luxurious in the wilderness. What is obscene to the hairy-legged hiker on the mountain path — the sight of a luxury liner in the bay below — is perversely pleasant to the folks aboard.

Children: Any parent knows about humbling. Children grow up, and your influence over them declines precipitously. You begat them because you pictured yourself as a wise and beloved patriarch, but instead you become the warden of San Question. Your offspring yell at you and bang their tin cups as you walk through the cellblock. You try to enforce a few rules, and they ignore you. They become painted women in tiny shorts and tank tops and lascivious boys dancing in dim basements to bands with names like Stark Raving Idiots and Degenerate Thrombosis. Either they will slide into a life of crime and addiction, or awaken in time to get into medical school and become pediatricians. One or the other. Either they'll wind up in the Big House, sullen, chain-smoking, heavily tattooed, or they'll be making the rounds in a starched white smock, placing a stethoscope against the chests of tiny infants. And you, Mom and Pop, will have had mighty little influence on the outcome.

Marriage: Every marriage has its ups and downs. There are the days when you look at your spouse and hear choirs humming Alleluias and there are the days when you wonder, "Who are you and what is your stuff doing in my house?" Those are the days when you play golf. Fishing works, too, or writing sonnets or digging post holes. It keeps the two of you apart for a few hours and usually that's all you need.

Politics and the Military: Whenever I meet military men and women, I'm struck by their bearing and temperament. I sit down to dinner with a Marine captain just back from Iraq and immediately feel a little childish in his presence, though he's 30 years younger. He is friendly, polite and tremendously focused. What might appear at a distance to be rigidity is really heightened attentiveness. Everything he says is appropriate and precise. When you ask about his experience in Iraq, he tells you, without spinning the story. He is no tin soldier, no flag-waver. There's no bombast in him. Like dancers, or pilots, or violinists, or lion-tamers, he is a man trained to operate consistently at a high level of attention. As you see the price to be paid for flabbiness and immaturity and narcissism and bad manners and lousy grammar, you appreciate the military more and you ponder the consequences of its isolation in American life. Fewer and fewer of our leaders have military service in their resumes. They prefer to sweep blithely along from one comfy perch to the next, cushioned in self-regard, promoting, puffing, spinning, hitting their talking points, building their skill sets. They slip into public office without ever having been yelled at by a bullet-headed black man with sergeant's stripes and made to stand up straight in 95-degree weather and march back and forth across a dusty field and not ask why. This is a shame. The way to put military service back in the picture is to pass a constitutional amendment requiring that a candidate for president have at least two years of full-time military service. It would be a boon to the country, to the military and to the young. It would confirm the importance of service. The 42-year-old governor who discovers that he wants to be president would need to go down to the recruiting office and enlist. It'd be a big moment, like when Elvis went off to basic training. Think of Newt Gingrich climbing on a bus and going off to have his head shaved and his individuality taken away and rebuilt.

Writing: The truth, young people, is that writing is no more difficult than building a house, and the only good reason to complain is to discourage younger and more talented writers from climbing on the gravy train and pushing you off. Young people are pessimistic enough these days without their elders complaining about things. Shut up. Life is pretty good when you grow up. You own your own car, you go where you like, and you sing along with the radio or talk to yourself or chat on your cell phone. You pull into the drive-up window and order the Oreo Blizzard. What's not to like?

English Majors: When I was in college, the smart people were going into engineering, which had solid long-term prospects, and only we dweezils majored in English, and look what happened: Engineers are being laid off, America is losing its capacity to manufacture things (my phone was made in China, of course), but every day we turn out trillions of words about ourselves, bloggers blogging, floods of memoir, day-dreaming, carpet-chewing, and when eventually the Chinese repo men come to collect on our debt, they will find a nation of highly articulate self-aware people who can't change an oil filter but maintain wonderful Web sites. A nation of English majors.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Wild Night

Doctor Wu and I went to see Van Morrison at The Patriot Center (George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia). Great show!

Here’s the setlist:
1. All Work And No Play (Van entered shortly after the band and was playing sax)
2. Playhouse
3. Stranded (Van on sax again)
4. Back On Top
5. There Stands The Glass
6. Only A Dream
7. Bright Side Of the Road
8. Big Blue Diamonds
9. In The Midnight (great performance…rocked the house)
10. Cleaning Windows
11. Crazy Love
12. Moondance (solos and intros except for the 2 female and 1 male back up singers who never did get introduced. Even Van played 2 solos on his sax.)
13. I Can't Stop Loving You (Doctor Wu and I looked at each with a “WTH?”)
14. Precious Time
15. Have I Told You Lately
16. Help Me (with James Hunter, the opening act. This song got the house stompin’ along)
17. Brown Eyed Girl (with the house lights up so Van could watch the audience sing and dance)
18. Wild Night (sent the back up singers scrambling through sheet music books to no avail so they just went with it.)
19. Gloria (and the band rocked it!)

Review from a Van L subscriber: “The songs almost always featured the steel guitar and fiddle/violin but even the non-country songs sounded great in these versions. Twice Van turned and scolded the drummer for missed cues and once even the steel guitar player got a quick hand signal to play quieter. The sound board engineer after the show said he was actually pretty good tonight but Wild Night threw him and the light guys. Chris Barber was excellent on trombone but Pee Wee Ellis was too subdued except on Moondance when he took off. Van played harmonica a lot even on BEG which was odd. He came in on the bass part, the bridge I suppose, but still it worked. James Hunter opened and did a 5-6 song set all but one from the new cd but he was GREAT. He sounds like the 50's, Sam Cooke and James Brown all rolled into one.”

Wonderful show, especially for Doctor Wu and I who'd never seen him live. His voice was exceptional, and I particilarly liked the scatting. He's rarely directly 'on-key' but the music is soulful so you never care. Wish he'd done an encore though -- the crowd stomped around Gloria ended and we thought he'd come back, but they brought the house lights up and it was time to go. Doctor Wu bought us t-shirts as souvenirs...has the photo above on it :)

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

A Real Cat Fight

Sometimes other government agencies make me sad. They need something more important to do than to harass the cats that live in the Hemingway house.

"Hemingway acquired his first cat from a ship's captain in Key West, where he made his home for a number of years. This cat, which may have been a Maine Coon, had extra toes (known as polydactyl, latin for "many digits"). Today, about 60 cats, half of them polydactyl, make their home in the Ernest Hemingway Museum and Home, in Key West, protected by the terms of his will.

Last year we visited the house and were amazed at all the cats slinking about the property. They have a large brick wall that surrounds the property to keep the cats in (so they claim). The kids had no clue who Hemingway was, of course, and the tour guide stopped in mid-step half-way through the tour, turned a crooked eye on them both and said, "Hey you girls, I bet you're really excited about visiting the old house of some ole dead guy, right?"

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Super Heroes!

The USPS is releasing these new first class stamps in a few days...further evidence that the Baby Boomers are indeed at the nation's helm, but most likely still stoned.
In other news, the Van concert appears to be officially sold out through TicketMaster, but there's still lots of reseller sites willing to take your retirement funds for a seat up close. There's a pre-show get-together that's been set up by other Van-fans at Brion's Grille right across the street from the Patriot Center; apparently a big bar, the owner is a big fan and the festivities begin at 4Pm.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Tripping the Trails Amongst the Synchronous Fireflies


We'll actually be a bit late to see the dancing fairies, but such a beautiful idea.

We've reserved this house between Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge and will be there over a week. The O'Leary clan is coming up for a few days, followed by the Trebing clan. We're scouring the house looking for our hiking boots and backpacks.

Van

Two tickets to see Van in August! I hope Doctor Wu and I won't need our binoculars from our seats to actually see him. Van's notoriously unfriendly to his fans, and has been known to walk off of the stage mid-song, mid-concert if his musicians are off-note or the crowd is too loud.

I subscribe to a mailing list of fans, and saw a link to some Van videos, such as "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You".



Others vids on the site seem all out of sync, like watching those kung-fu movies where lips don't mesh with sound.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Mark Helprin

Bought my favorite novel from Helprin's new website...I was thrilled to find out he'll autograph one and send it to you for cheaper than I could buy it at Borders. Of course, his signature looks like someone in their death throes trying to draw a rather low mountain range.

Recording tons of old records into the computer and digitizing them for the iPod...sooooo many scratches to edit. But it's worth the trouble.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Damn You, Andy

In order to harrass you on your blog and reply to your cryptic posts, I had to register here and start my own blog.

....

the pressure!